22 Sailing Jokes That Will Send You Into Waves Of Laughter
Thereâs nothing quite like a wave and a good sailing joke to make a new maritime friendship. We donât mean to say that sailing isnât serious business â the beauty of the open sea may have you looking for inspiring quotes , or for romantic sayings when the sun sets over the waves. But sometimes, after all that hard work and introspection, you need a little laugh to break the waves. These sailing jokes will leave you lost at sea with laughter!
1. What do you do with a drunker sailor?
Worry heâs gonna get wrecked!
2. âCan you go pick up my boat ? Itâs at the dock.â
Oh no! Is it sick? You should give it some vitamin sea.
3. A pirate walks into a bar with a shipâs steering wheel in his pants.
The bartender says: âHey, did you know youâve got a steering wheel in your pants?â
âAye, sir that it be, âsays the pirate, âitâs driving me nuts!â
4. At the regatta, the blue sailboat hit the red oneâŠ
They were marooned !
5. Guy goes out on a friends yacht and asks, âdonât these cheap yachts sink all the time.â
His brother answers: âAll the time? If itâs gonna sink, itâll only be once!â
6. Two sailors talking, the first one says, âMy girlfriend just sailed to the Caribbean.â
âJamaica?â The other one asked.
âHeck no! Sheâd been wanting to go for a long time.â
7. When is it time to paint another coat on a pirate ship?
When its timbers be shivering!
8. What do British sea monsters eat?
Why fish and ships, of course!
9. Guy at the Marina: âSo which of these boats is the one I won in the dice game?â
âYacht C,â the attendant says.
âNo. Craps!â
10. Donât worry. Schooner or later, youâll learn to sail!
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11. Why do pirates have such a hard time remembering the alphabet?
They get lost at âCâ.
12. How do boats say hello to one another?
13. Pirate at the pirate awards : âAnd I would like to thank me wife, me daughters, and last boat not least, my ship!â
14. What do sailors get when theyâre finally cured of writerâs block?
A tidal wave.
15. What did Watson say to his boss when he noticed their boat had to be towed?
âNo shit! Sherlock.â
16. I went to the Black Friday sale at the boat store.
It was quite an oar deal.
17. Why is the boat always getting great deals?
It loves a sail.
18. How do you know when a boat is feeling affectionate?
When it hugs the shore!
19. Whatâs the sailorâs favorite detergent?
20. What did they call the boat that refused to let sea men on?
Censor-ship.
21. How do you rejuvenate an old boat?
22. Where do zombies go sailing?
In the Dead Sea.
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This article was originally published on November 20, 2019
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